Girl/Boy Cyber Show

That was a bullet point on a sign, outside of an Adult Entertainment Store. Let me see if I understand this correctly. I can drive to a creepy building, on the side of a highway, to watch internet porn near other people. Then, the expectation is to masturbate to these Girl/Boy Cyber Shows, yes? Sign me up.

I can barely get through the supermarket without being caked in disgust of others, and they’re just buying Ramen. The thought of pushing open greasy doors, and buying a ticket to a Girl/Boy Cyber Show seems completely insane to me. I’m not judging anyone. I assume all of the above, is part of the excitement, which is what we’re looking for anyway, but, it just isn’t for me.

By the way, do you think this is a group setting or a private viewing? If it’s a group setting, is there assigned seating? Or, am I just grabbing any open folding chair? If it’s folding chairs, what if I brought my bingo cushion? Frowned upon? Is masturbation done in sync with everyone, or at your own pace? Is there a community towel, or do you bring your own?

I have so many questions, but I don’t have a fake mustache or beige trench coat to go undercover and find the answers.

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